Twitter = I need a glass of wine.
Facebook = You gotta see this glass of wine I'm having!
Foursquare = I'm having a glass of wine here.
Quora = Why am I having a glass of wine?
Youtube = Check out the dirt this wine comes from &/or watch me drink this wine.
LinkedIn = I drink wine very well.
Simple...are you following, a fan of, joining me, watching me or linkin to me?
PS: "Google" me, I'm mostly socializing online about damn good wine.